Please note that the WinKit game menu is required to play any of our Text-to-Speech games. Download and install the game menu prior to installing any additional games.
Winkit
contains a game menu system and the board game of life
this version of life has an optional computer player
and values adjusted for inflation.
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Awesome Homer
File Size: 9.7 mb
Released: August 2011
Rated: All ages
Description: Gonk the ape has kidnapped Marge. You as Awesome Homer try to rescue her.
In version 2 it now reads only the level or levels that you just played, but you can still read the entire log file from the menu.
The cut scene in level 1 is now interruptible.
There is now a warning when the chainsaw is about to run out.
There is now a different sound for jumping and ducking.
The right shift and right control keys now work the same as the left shift and left control keys.
Once you finish the game, you can now pick to play any level.
And the not picking up the chainsaw bug is fixed.
In version 3, the escape key works properly to quit any level.
And now instead of the right shift and right control keys, the up arrow and down arrow keys work the same as the left shift and left control keys.
In version 4 I fixed the keys for level 6 that were wrong in version 3.
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Baseball
File Size: 5.3 mb
Released: November 2013
Rated: All ages
Description: An arcade style baseball game
a couple of bugs fixed
the commercial volumes lowered
and it now saves the speech settings
New in version 3, editable player names, reviewable half inning stats,
more plays, more commercials which you can change or add to,
improved sound files, volume control,
batting practice mode so that you can pick the pitch or not,
a separate batting practice program for practice in between games
and a BaseballRules.txt file.
version 4 fixes the bug where it would not speak the half inning stats on some computers
version 5 now writes the baseballlog.txt file of the entire series to your documents\kitchensinc folder.
And I added new commercials baseco14.wav through baseco22.wav.
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Battleship
File Size: 1.2 mb
Released: March 2006
Rated: All ages
Description: Play the classic board game of Battleship against the computer
or try the new Battle Star Ship game
In version 2 I added the f4 key to report the status of the ships
and changed some of the other special keys
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Casino
File Size: 1.3 mb
Released: January 2004
Rated: All ages
Description: a package of casino games which now has a black jack table
a craps table, a 5 card draw poker machine, a slot machine
and a roulette wheel table
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Concentration
File Size: 205 kb
Released: June 2005
Rated: All ages
Description: A 2 player concentration game
with regular or adult prizes which you can edit
if you don’t want the adult prizes to be available
simply delete the concentration2.dat file.
Bug fixed, voices fixed and you can now press the f11 key to adjust the volume of
the voices and sound files.
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Coupling
File Size: 6.2 mb
Released: November 2010
Rated: Adults only
Coupling is a typical adult couples, board, dice or card game. It will say things such as,
Jim you are to kiss Lisa’s neck for 2 minutes.
You will be asked to enter the number of players, the name of each player and specify the gender of each player.
You may edit the macts.txt, mparts.txt, wacts.txt and wparts.txt text files to make the game into anything that you wish.
Please also feel free to add, delete or change the music wave files. Just name the wave files couple*.wav. Of course replacing the * with numbers or letters.
In version 2 it now says the time in minutes and seconds rather than in decimal.
I also fixed a couple of bugs.
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Dungeon Master
File Size: 15 mb
Released: December 2012
Rated: Adults only
Description: Dungeon Master is an adult sexual adventure game.
Warning* Dungeon Master includes acts of Sado-Masochism and sex.
If such things offend you, do not play this game.
In version 1 I have added several new locations, women and items.
I believe that I have fixed all of the bugs that were in the beta version.
In the game the f4 key will now speak the time.
You can now also choose your gender.
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Grade 2 Braille Reference Guide
File Size: 86 bytes
Released: March 2004
Rated: All ages
Description: A grade 2 braille reference guide program
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Golf
File Size: 1.7 mb
Released: June 2013
Rated: All ages
Description: Golf version 11 comes with 342 golf courses and the golf game as well as the golf course maker program now write their files to your documents\kitchensinc folder.
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Guns
File Size: 2.8 mb
Released: May 2013
Rated: All ages
Description: Guns is not a game. It is just a machine gun program for when you wish to make some noise.
Pull the trigger of your joystick, or press the space bar to fire your gun. Press a number from 1 to 7 to switch guns. Press the control key to toggle the target sounds on and off. Press the escape key to exit the program.
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Hangman
File Size: 578 kb
Released: November 2011
Rated: All ages
Description: A hangman game with a word list with 12 thousand words
and an adult word list with over 350 words
in this version you can also make your own word list if you like
Version 2 has a phonetic spell option and the game now creates a log file. And the change voice feature is fixed. Download Hangman
Homer on a Harley
File Size: 2.3 mb
Released: December 2013
Rated: All ages
Description: You are Homer, the Harley riding motorcycle dare devil. You have brought three of your specially modified Harley Davidson motorcycles to a small oval race track to try to set the record for the number of school buses you can jump.
Version 2 fixes the resume game and horn bugs as well as adds the play again and rocket booster features.
In version 3 I have added, a key to speak your speed, a points system, bonus Harleys and a practice mode.
In version 4 I fixed the practice mode save game conflict etc.
In version 5 the homerlog.txt file will be in your documents\kitchensinc folder. And you will receive an extra Harley for every perfect jump.
Note* you will need to disable your screen reader to play this game.
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Jim’s NFL Football
File Size: 2.8 mb
Released: September 2013
Rated: All ages
Description: Jim’s NFL football.
Pick your team and play an entire season hopefully making it to and
winning the superbowl game.
Also includes my Brain.
Version 4 now creates a play by play log file (footballlog.txt) in your documents\kitchensinc folder.
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Life
File Size: 365 bytes
Released: June 2013
Rated: All ages
Description: The board game of Life version 5
Version 4 of the game of Life and the game menu program should now write their files to your documents\Kitchensinc folder. And the game of Life now creates a log file lifelog.txt.
Version 5 fixes the default bot voice bug.
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Mach 1
File Size: 10.2 mb
Released: October 2009
Rated: All ages
Description: I wrote Mach 1 tts specifically for my Logitech MOMO Racing steering wheel joystick. It should work ok with other game controllers as well. However some of the tracks may be very difficult if not impossible to drive via the keyboard.
In version 2 I have added, 6 car engine sounds to choose from, 3 wall sounds to choose from, fuel consumption, pit roads, speech options and other game options etc.
Note* you will need to disable your screen reader to play this game, unless you are using a joystick.
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Master Mind
File Size: 123 bytes
Released: December 2003
Rated: All ages
Description: a game where you try to figure out what the secret numbers are
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Monopoly
File Size: 1.2 mb
December 2012
Rated: All ages
Classic Monopoly board game
play with 2 to 6 players or against the computer
Added new pieces and 3d surround sound for movement around the board.
In version 3 I fixed a couple of bugs, fixed the voices and added features such as
adjustable volume of voices and sounds, computer player name options,
a free parking amount option, a collect rent while in jail option
an auction option and you can now make your own board
in version 4 I fixed the computer player mortgage while at auction bug the computer player in jail bug
and you can now have and pick from multiple board configuration files
Thanks to Holden the game now comes with a British board configuration file
In version 5 I have added a clock, a chance choice option, a quick tour option,
hyper keys for choosing token and board as well as fixing a few things with the computer player.
The game now includes 48 different boards to choose from
in version 6 I fixed a couple of bugs and added 9 new board files
Please read the special key instructions for some new options
In version 7 I fixed many bugs, such as the auction option in
a resumed game, the recognition of a monopoly after an auction
there are no more houses on the railroads or utilities
when selling houses etc.
I also added features such as the f2 key will toggle
the playing of music while your piece is moving
the f3 key will toggle the speaking of a property color during
buying and selling houses, mortgaging and un mortgaging properties
checking assets etc.
Also the tilde key will now adjust the rate of the speech
rather than the control key.
In version 8 I fixed the alt tab problem and you can now have custom tokens, currency, houses and hotels. You can also edit the MonopolyCustom.txt file to change Go, Jail, Free Parking, Income Tax, Luxury Tax, Railroad, Utility, Bank, Community Chest and Chance. I have also added the features to roll the dice to see who goes first and for a person to resign from the game.
In version 9 the board files now contain things like the tokens, the currency and other squares on the board.
There is also now a separate monopoly board file maker program that can create a new board file or edit an existing one.
In version 10 you choose a sound for your token. And the game now creates a monopolylog.txt file.
also includes waver and reader.
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Pizza Delivery
File Size: 9.2 mb
Released: December 2014
Rated: All ages
Description: Pizza Delivery
Earn tips and promotions delivering delicious pizzas from the Pizza Kitchen. The faster you get the pizza to the customer the bigger the tip.
In version 2 I fixed 2 small bugs, added a bit more spoken information and 40 new sound files.
In version 3 I fixed the repeated delay slash function key bug. I also added more toppings and sound files. And now from the main menu you can create and edit city street files so as to name the streets. Keep your screen reader running and be sure to keep the same number of street names.
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Pong
File Size: 1.0 mb
‘ Released: September 2008
Rated: All ages
Description: A sound based version of pong
version 3 now has joystick support and some sapi5 speech.
Note* you will need to disable your screen reader to play this game, unless you are using a joystick.
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Press Your Luck
File Size: 2.30 mb
Released: June 2014
Rated: All ages
Description: My rendition of the TV game show Press Your Luck.
In version 2 you can play 3 human players, 2 human players and 1 bot or 1 human player and 2 bots.
Version 3 fixes a bug with the select voice and there is now a big bank, but 4 whammies puts you out of the game. The presslog.txt file will now be in your documents\kitchensinc folder.
In version 4 you can adjust the volume of the wheel independently of the other sounds and speech.
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Puppy1
File Size: 2.3 mb
Released: August 2008
Rated: All ages
Description: In Puppy1 you fly your twin engine airplane and use it’s twin in wing machine guns to shoot down wave after wave of enemy aircraft before they shoot you down.
In version 2 I added adjustable wind volume, the space bar does the same as the right control key, more scoring information, exit information and a speaker check. I also fixed the out of range error as well as the menu and instructions delays and more.
In version 3 I added joystick support, more scoring information and now Puppy1 has pause.
Note* you will need to disable your screen reader to play this game, unless you are using a joystick.
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Reaction
File Size: 94 bytes
Released: August 2011
Rated: All ages
Description: Reaction is a simple little game to test your reaction time to a changing color and or sound tone.
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Simon
File Size: 3.8 mb
Released: January 2007
Rated: All ages
Description: The game of Simon with 26 sets of sound files and much more.
Version 2 uses wav files instead of the dat files that some people were having trouble with.
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Skunk
File Size: 249 bytes
Released: May 2014
Rated: All ages
Description: Skunk a fun and funny dice game for all ages
In version 2 you can now play with up to 22 players.
Players now have the option to resign from the game.
The file skunklog.txt will now be created in your documents\kitchensinc folder with the results at the end of the game.
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Snakes and Ladders
File Size: 569 kb
Released: February 2007
Rated: All ages
Description: Snakes and Ladders a fun game for all ages
with lots of animal sounds and fun music
In version 2 I fixed the midi file player and added features such as a save game feature, a selection of sounds for when you move etc.
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Spanker
File Size: 1.7 mb
Released: October 2010
Rated: Adults only
Description: An adult Bop It style spanking game
In version 2 I added game pad support and there is now 3 modes of play, spank women, spank men and mixed.
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Star Mule
File Size: 454 kb
Released: September 2013
Rated: Adults only
Description: A galactic drug sales game
The game now writes it’s log file (starmulelog.txt) to your documents\kitchensinc folder. I fixed the select voice feature and it pronounces the planet types a bit better now.
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Strip War
File Size: 21 mb
Released: July 2013
Rated: Adults only
Description: Strip War is an X rated adult card game where you choose to play strip war, strip poker or strip black jack against 3 computer bots, or against other human players. (which you provide)
In version 2 I fixed the bug where a human player may not be told what article of clothing to strip off while playing war against another human player.
In version 3 I fixed the bug where the comments toggle did not work when playing black jack against bots.
The game should now write text files such as the striplog.txt file to your documents\kitchensinc folder.
Version 5 fixes a bug when making a human player.
And there is now dice after a game of war with human players.
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Triple J Shooter
File Size: 2.8 mb
Released: May 2010
Rated: Adults only
Description: Triple J Shooter is an adult sexual joystick shooter game.
The game does support a joystick or keyboard.
I also included the program tjstest.exe. It is not a game, just a test program that I used to test some of the sounds and descriptions for the tjs game.
In version 2 I made the scoring speech interruptible with the trigger or keyboard and tweaked the target areas a bit.
In version 3 I added a new mode and a new difficulty level.
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Trivia
File Size: 688 kb
Released: September 2011
Rated: All ages
Description: A trivia game engine including 50 various trivia files
You can also make your own trivia files for the game engine
or download them from my trivia game page.
Version 2 now puts text on the screen and creates a log file.
The trivia files are;
Amusement Rides, arthurian legends, astronaut, AudysseyBabbleTrivia, auto-racing, basketball, BEATLES, beavis and butt head, BIBLE, birds, Canes and Cane Travel, chess, CHRISTIE, Classic Commercials, COKE, COMPUTER, famous quotes, flintstones, funfacts, GAMES, general-knowledge, general-trivia-1, general-trivia-2, general-trivia-3, general-trivia-4, geo-world, good-news, Harry Potter 2, harry-potter, languages, lord of the rings, macbeth, MUSIC, MUSIC~2, OLDIES, pink floyd, popmusic, presidents, SPORTS, Star trek movies, star-trek-1, star-wars, StarTrekDS9, StarTrekTNG, StarTrekVoyager, States and Capitals, Terminator Series, true-or-false, World Capitals, world-series
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Trucker
File Size: 1.4 mb
Released: July 2014
Rated: All ages
Description: Trucker a cross country big rig driving simulation game
In version 3, the f4 key now allows you to adjust the volume of the sounds and speech. Also, the game now creates a trucklog.txt file in the My Documents\kitchensinc folder.
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Yahtzee
File Size: 336 bytes
Released: July 2013
Rated: All ages
Description: Play Yahtzee, Double Yahtzee or Triple Yahtzee with up to 9 players
Version 2 fixes a bug with the select voice and now at the end of the game the scores go in your documents\kitchensinc\yahtzeelog.txt file.
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